The Five Best English Visual Novel Sex Scenes
….So……yeah….let’s talk about sex(?!?!?!?!)
I am so far from the authority on this sort of thing I might as well be typing up this list in Pashtun. My prudishness has been the second longest-running joke on this website after my jokes about various Cyanide Tea characters. I cannot, CANNOT emphasize enough that YOU, YES YOU, SHOULD NOT BE LISTENING TO JP THE THIRD ON WHAT QUALIFIES AS HOT. I DON’T KNOW AND I AM AT PEACE WITH THAT.
So, how the Hell am I going to do this list? Well, the thing with sexuality in fiction is that it has a very particular function in either resolving or advancing the narrative that they’re involved in. The lowest common denominator is to write sex for strictly gratuitous reasons. That’s what you often see in Chubby Porn and other types of internet sex content. There’s nothing inherently wrong with writing sex just for sex, especially if the end goal is… sex(?) But on the opposite end of the scale are sex scenes written and executed so well, that the audience gets more from that than any other conflict or internal monologue. Often when you finish reading a sex scene, you think, right, it’s time to serve some of my own scenes that are worth writing about. And bang! You read, you think, and you want to get a live experience. Don’t you? And probably that is the time when you go on an online rampage to look for sex toys similar to a realistic sedoll to aid your solo sex session.
Anyway, let us come back to the writing part. (No, I wasn’t assured any more than you all were by writing that down–the sex part). REGARDLESS, we’re going in! Also, this will include demos of upcoming visual novels because I find that sometimes they pull this stuff off better than a completed project can. Also, explicit images about to be shown to get the point across of the theme here. These are the Five Best English Visual Novel Sex Scenes….prepare my fainting couch.
