9 Posts for <strong>Bad VNs</strong> Tag

Visual Novel Review: Just Deserts
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Visual Novel Review: Just Deserts

So, what is it about wish-fulfillment protagonists that rakes my crotch? I can’t say I have a problem with the overall concept. Some of my favorite characters could be considered a wish-fulfillment fantasy after all (Batman, James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, etc.). But, at least to me, it never felt like we were supposed to like […]

Written by JP3 - August 18, 2017
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Blossoms Bloom Brightest Review
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Blossoms Bloom Brightest Review

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m okay. I’m okay. I just started thinking about what’s on the chopping block today and got a little upset. What I am about to say here, I say knowing the full implications of everything I’ve reviewed up to now: Blossoms Bloom Brightest may be one of the worst visual novels I’ve […]

Written by JP3 - June 23, 2017
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A Quick Look At: Alpha’s Adventures
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A Quick Look At: Alpha’s Adventures

‘Will ‘Fanservice’ ever be executed correctly?’ It’s a question that is usually the last thing to ring through my head after slamming my face into oblivion on my desk. Despite my often-well-earned reputation, I do not blindly hate ‘fanservice’. If I did, then most of the anime I grew up on would have been on […]

Written by JP3 - April 20, 2017
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Lucid9: Inciting Incident Review
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Lucid9: Inciting Incident Review

This…this has been a long time coming. In the opening of my Impulse review last year, I specifically stated that this very title was on track to be the Worst of 2016 until the broken wreckage of that wannabe Scooby-Doo crew landed on my desk. But why? Impulse earned its criticism, yet Lucid9: Inciting Incident […]

Written by JP3 - March 12, 2017
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Impulse! Review
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Impulse! Review

One thing I often hear as a critic is that no matter how bad I believe a game is, I need to find something positive about it. I admit that it mostly stems not from what I critique, but rather it comes from how I critique. After five years of this, I’ve never been one […]

Written by JP3 - July 24, 2016
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Atom Grrrl! Review
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Atom Grrrl! Review

Just to be fair to everyone, the following review discusses several themes in Atom Grrrl that can be offensive to some readers; including racial slurs, graphically described violence, sexual assault and other unsettling material. I talk about all of this with examples so please keep that in mind. Have you ever read or watched a […]

Written by JP3 - April 22, 2016
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Beach Bounce Remastered Review (April Fools 2016)

EDITOR’S NOTE: YES , for anyone still wondering, this was an April Fool’s Joke. But it’s fun to pretend AJT and his crew managed to do a complete 180 isn’t it? So, last year I played a series of games from Dharker Studios; formerly AJ Tilley.com. To say I was harsh on those titles is […]

Written by JP3 - April 1, 2016
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Sakura Santa Review
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Sakura Santa Review

…..Fuck this shit. I’m out. FINAL SCORE – (0/10) WHAT THE FUCK?! ………..Oh if it was only that simple. My friends, at last we’ve reached the end of the road. After playing Sakura Swim Club, I realized that I was going to lose my mind trying to keep up with the coagulated river of monkey […]

Written by JP3 - February 19, 2016
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Beach Bounce Episode 2 Review
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Beach Bounce Episode 2 Review

Have you ever engaged a piece of media that wasn’t worth the mental energy you put into it? Any media critic will answer that question ‘Yes’ just because of the sheer weight of the refuse labeled as ‘entertainment’ they have to shovel through week in and week out. In that, this corner of the Internet […]

Written by JP3 - December 4, 2015
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